raven's. "the dirty bird." life is in the way. drink until it doesn't hurt.
if life manages to remind you that it sucks, take a shot.
when you remember someone who's done you wrong, delete their number.
when you've had too many, have some more.
when you get home, eat things you would never eat when sober. chew til your jaw hurts. eat more.
live in excess until it somehow feels better.
extend the life boat to others who feel like they are drowning. no use being alone at a time like this.
when your friend's "troubles" seem silly, watch the crap on tv. even if it is the bachelor. be glad that the guy is hot, even if he is a stupid fuck that makes you wish you had a shotgun.
remember how tv is something that you miss until you see a commercial that makes no sense and the guy who is cooler than you because he's sober and a know it all bartender who doesn't think you're hot enough to give cheap beer to (or maybe he doesn't want to demean you, but you can't tell) and then he tries to tell you that it's the commercial's way of "arting it up."
said bartender pretends to be a nerd by searching for star trek on the tv, but when you ask him if he prefers TOS to TNG and he doesn't understand,
you suddenly understand that he's just a fuckwad who thinks liking star trek somehow makes him cooler than you.
feel like an ass when your favorite band is on his ipod and you can't tell just by the first thirty seconds because you didn't have that album, but at least you don't have a fucking ipod.
hate hate hate life. drink some more.
2 comments:
Tequlila. Makes every thing ok. atleast for a little while anyway!
yes, some of my happiest nights have begun with Jumbo Margaritas for six dollars. talk about tequila!
last night I had to settle for cheap beer, which was fine since it had been a while since I drank.
cheers!
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