the phrase "large vanilla skim latte" [I think I may have reached the one millionth served mark.]
psychological pat-downs by unqualified persons. [who do you think you are anyway?]
said persons. [they know who they are.]
parents who insist their child doesn't want the thing they are asking for because they don't want to follow through with the request. [can't you just say no?]
people who speak slowly. [seriously, I can't help it, but I will finish your sentences. And I won't be that sorry. Unless you were born this way.]
the term "my myspace." [I say it to be cheeky. When you say it it's redundant, unless you smile with the knowledge that you sound absurd.]
text messages that simply say, "ok." [why even bother?]
feel free to add your own...
4 comments:
Blogs that rant.
C'mon, you opened yourself up to that one.
oh, isn't that always the case....
OMG, I laughed out loud at the Large Vanilla skim Latte! Hey!!! That's MY Order...Are saying I'm common? I'm (gasp) typical?? Christine, I LOVE the goings on in your head!! Blog on!
Patty
oh, Patty, I don't mind when you get a vanilla skim latte! It's not like you get a traditional one and you don't say your order anymore because I know what you want.
it's just the random girls of lincoln park that I see once who ask for it that really gets me fired up!
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